Thursday, August 28, 2014

idyllify:

P-I-Z-Z-A-P-R-T-Y, if ya got a blunt, then we can get high


Never again will there be a better song about pizza and marijuana. You go, Ezra Koenig, you go.

ponett:

"honey, i’ve got good news and bad news. the bad news is i got fired today and nintendo is suing me. the good news is i got this sick screenshot of the tits on candy kong’s new trophy"

(Source: barkingsparrows)

ayujochuu:

Me everyday after work.

(Source: vine.co)

(Source: angryfemales)

cuileggs:

unrad dads who think they’re rad dads who’re kind of bad dads aren’t you glad they’re not your mad dad it’s just a fad don’t make your sons sad

(Source: sheldory)

gosimpsonic:

“You’ve been eating that thing for a week. I think the mayonnaise is starting to turn.”
“Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!”

gosimpsonic:

“You’ve been eating that thing for a week. I think the mayonnaise is starting to turn.”

“Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!”

gosimpsonic:

"Well, your cholesterol level is lethally high, Homer, but I’m more concerned about your gravy level."
"Now, wait a second. You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!"
"Well, you’re a little confused."
"Oh, confused, would we?"

gosimpsonic:

"Well, your cholesterol level is lethally high, Homer, but I’m more concerned about your gravy level."

"Now, wait a second. You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!"

"Well, you’re a little confused."

"Oh, confused, would we?"

gosimpsonic:

You got to sass it.

(Source: monodoh)